Thursday, July 14, 2005

SCAA: “Wanna go to the mall tomorrow?”

A: “Sure, pick me up at the hospital?”

SCAA: “You could just take a bus straight to my house right?”

A: “No, I’d have to go to central station first. And that would take me forever.”

SCAA: “No, you don’t.”

A: “Yes, I do.”

SCAA: “WTF, the busses go through the entire city!”

A: “No, they really don’t.”

SCAA: “They fucking do!”

A: “Jezus Christ you stupid cunt, who the hell takes the bus to college everyday? I do! All busses go towards central station, and from there you take another bus to a different part of town. There is not a single bus line that drives through the entire city.”

SCAA: “Goddamn, then just explain it to me instead of calling me stupid.”

A: “Christ woman, you do know how busses work don’t you?”

SCAA: “No, apparently I do not, because if I did, I wouldn’t have said that you could take a bus straight to my house, now would I?!!?”

A: “Well, then you’re just stupid.”

You know what the bitch did after I said that? She threw a fucking full glass of wine right in my goddamn face and stormed out of the room.

Bitch, you get one of those in a lifetime.

Do it again and I’ll beat your ass up.

14 comments:

Kirsti said...

Sounds like a conversation I'd have with my mum.
And by the way, that is the way the busses run in MOST cities

U.N. Known said...

Thank you !

You are in fact agreeing with me that the bitch should've known this little fact right?

If not, screw you and all you of the female kind.

Kirsti said...

Baby I agree with you on anything you grand master of hot gay men

U.N. Known said...

Alterego - She was acting all cuntlike. She soooo had it coming.

Kirsti - 'Grand master of hot gay men' ?

I like it !

U.N. Known said...

Excuse me? I do not have to learn anything.

Okay, perhaps how to have multiple orasms, but that is it!

I am omnipotent.

Anonymous said...

YOU COCKSUCKER!!!

U.N. Known said...

And loving every inch of it !

Kirsti said...

Aww sweetheart are you impotent? you poor sweetheart :(
Looks like you've gained your own chris in mister anonymous there

Anonymous said...

All 12 of them?

U.N. Known said...

Kirsti - I have the libido of a Duracell bunny. Potent as hell !

Anonymous - 12" ? Isn't that a bit much ?

U.N. Known said...

Kirsti - I heart blog stalkers !

Kirsti said...

YES! I love them too! They are funny!

U.N. Known said...

Chris is just too cool for school !

Kirsti said...

He's too cool for this world!