SCAA: “Wanna go to the mall tomorrow?”
A: “Sure, pick me up at the hospital?”
SCAA: “You could just take a bus straight to my house right?”
A: “No, I’d have to go to central station first. And that would take me forever.”
SCAA: “No, you don’t.”
A: “Yes, I do.”
SCAA: “WTF, the busses go through the entire city!”
A: “No, they really don’t.”
SCAA: “They fucking do!”
A: “Jezus Christ you stupid cunt, who the hell takes the bus to college everyday? I do! All busses go towards central station, and from there you take another bus to a different part of town. There is not a single bus line that drives through the entire city.”
SCAA: “Goddamn, then just explain it to me instead of calling me stupid.”
A: “Christ woman, you do know how busses work don’t you?”
SCAA: “No, apparently I do not, because if I did, I wouldn’t have said that you could take a bus straight to my house, now would I?!!?”
A: “Well, then you’re just stupid.”
You know what the bitch did after I said that? She threw a fucking full glass of wine right in my goddamn face and stormed out of the room.
Bitch, you get one of those in a lifetime.
Do it again and I’ll beat your ass up.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
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14 comments:
Sounds like a conversation I'd have with my mum.
And by the way, that is the way the busses run in MOST cities
Thank you !
You are in fact agreeing with me that the bitch should've known this little fact right?
If not, screw you and all you of the female kind.
Baby I agree with you on anything you grand master of hot gay men
Alterego - She was acting all cuntlike. She soooo had it coming.
Kirsti - 'Grand master of hot gay men' ?
I like it !
Excuse me? I do not have to learn anything.
Okay, perhaps how to have multiple orasms, but that is it!
I am omnipotent.
YOU COCKSUCKER!!!
And loving every inch of it !
Aww sweetheart are you impotent? you poor sweetheart :(
Looks like you've gained your own chris in mister anonymous there
All 12 of them?
Kirsti - I have the libido of a Duracell bunny. Potent as hell !
Anonymous - 12" ? Isn't that a bit much ?
Kirsti - I heart blog stalkers !
YES! I love them too! They are funny!
Chris is just too cool for school !
He's too cool for this world!
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