Daytime TV is high-quality

"A 1000 bucks euros ! Wouldn't that be a great way to start your day ?!"

Bitch please, it's fucking noon. The only two people that start their day at 12pm is me, because I'm good for nothing, and you, because apparently you're tired from sucking various cocks all night. I guess we all gotta make a living somehow right?

Seriously, she's having a live anxiety attack slash coke fit, but hey, that's what you get for putting girls on daytime game TV who will work for a gram of cheap coke mixed with cut up Nestlé Strawberry Quick.

Bitch, you can't get away with that, you're no Lindsay Lohan.

"I am so high ya'll!"

"I look pretty right? Everybody always says I'm pretty."

"Insert - coke - here. And I don't snort, I push it in there. That's hot."

"These boxes like, feel sooooo nice."

"Duuuuude. Get me some lines, my high is like totally wearing off already."

"Say what? Hell to the no, you're not cutting me off until the next caller!"

"Oh my gaw, you are all tryna get me! And I ain't paranoid or nothing! What's that noise?!"

"And what the fuck you looking at bitch? I will cut you!"

"I'm just playin'. Please call me. You can totally play with my vaJayJay 'n all that."

Paris Hilton is a slut

I now realise that calling Paris Hilton a slut is the purest form of all semantic pleonasms, but for the heck of it, let's just say the redundancy emphasizes the fact that she's a slut and that the title is also kinda meant to deceive you. If I were to call this post "I like some of Paris Hilton's song on her album" you'd want to...well, not read it and gay bash me.

So yeah, Paris' voice sometimes hardly ever doesn't sound like nails on a chalk board and is always devoid of any emotion whatsoever - well, except for "whiny" if that were an emotion - but seriously, it's not all crap. And I mean that purely objectively: there are some good productions on her album which do not induce an immediate desire to drive a stake through my heart. Not to kill though, but to shift the pain.

This all doesn't take away the fact that Paris is a slut, but a hot slut because she's too stupid to know she is one and doesn't give a shit. I for sure would love to get her drunk and frisky. I mean, who are we kidding? Yeah, you know we'd all hit it - with a baseball glove around our #&%$ we would. And afterwards, she would buy me something pretty. You know, because I give so much pleasure.

And here's Reflekt ft. Delline Bass with Need to feel loved. Just because they are not Paris Hilton, don't have herpes (that we know of) and make beautiful music.