Monday, July 03, 2006

Gun Advocate

“Yeah, hi, I love the show, love hearing people’s opinions, that’s what made this country great. People. And opinions. And stuff. Most of all guns. I’ve had it with people whining about ‘guns kill people,’ guns don’t kill people, death kills people. Ask a doctor, it’s a medical fact. You can’t die from a bullet. You can die from a cardiac arrest or organ failure or a major hemorrhage, small piece of metal ain’t the problem. Besides, I only use my machine-gun in the safety of my own home and car. I ain’t hurting nobody. And countries that don’t have guns ain’t American.”

1 comment:

Jenna said...

Ummm.. I have no idea what to say to that... ummmm..yeah, that's it...