Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Still studying my ass off

The little toe on my right foot does not want to move. At all. It doesn’t bend or anything. Is that weird ? I think it has always been limp, but I just noticed it today. Or it might have something to do with the fact that I bump my foot into crap all the time. I feel self-handicapped. I’m just glad I have a limp toe instead of a limp dick.

And check
this guy out. I don’t know what it is, but he’s got this thing going on. I think my ex-boyfriend used to bang him. Not The Ex-Boyfriend, but another one. I can’t blame him though, I’d hit it. They broke up before that guy went to Bali. Hell, I would too. You don't want your man coming back from some Asian country with all kinds of foreign STD's and HIV.

Not that you can't get that here, but I don't trust people in poor countries.

Hansom Rob introduced me to the world of Torrent or something. It doesn't matter what it's called anyway, it allows me to download endless amounts of porn. And that is always a good thing.

I've also downloaded bought a few albums with it:

Girls Aloud - Chemistry
Kate Bush - Aerial
Shakira - Fijacion Oral Vol. 1/Oral Fixation Vol. 2
Gorillaz - Demon Days
Anastacia - Pieces of a Dream [Limited Edition]
Katie Melua - Call off the Search / Piece by Piece
Alter Ego - Transphormed
Fischerspooner - Odyssey [Limited Edition] / #1
Ladytron - Witching Hour
Will Young - Keep On
Don McLean - Legendary Songs of Don McClean
Princess Superstar - My Machine
(produced by Stuart Price/Jacques Lu Cont. Does that fucker ever get any sleep ? He's recently produced several albums/tracks from artists such as Starsailor, Kylie, Madonna, Roksöpp, Depeche Mode, Juliet. What a whore.)
Starsailor- On The Outside
Rachel Stevens - Come and get it
T. Raumschmiere - Blitzkrieg Pop [Enhanced]
Gorillaz - Demon Days
Depeche Mode - Playing the Angel
LCD Soundsystem - LCD Soundsystem

Magnolia OST
Vanilla Sky OST
Brokedown Palace OST

I'll spare you the titles of all the porn I now own. Titles don't matter anyway in porn. It's about what's inside that counts. And that includes what's inside someone's pants.

I know, some of the albums are terrible and I don't even know why I'm downloading buying all this crap. Usually I get all the music from the Ex-Boyfriend, but seeing an album being downloaded withing 13 minutes is just a major turn-on.

I'm bragging, aren't I ? My mom's crazy, I'm allowed.

Ps: Ya'll, I'm still studying really hard ! Give a homo a break okay ? And buy me
this phone.


I heart retro calculators that are actually really secretly in the closet phones.

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