Sunday, October 30, 2005

Legend of Zorro is a cunt

One word:

Don't go.

Oh. Those were two words. Or three?

Anyway, it was so bad it wasn't even funny. Although sometimes it actually was funny. But that was only because they wanted it to be funny.

And people kept laughing at stupid funny stuff. That is just plain annoying. Yeah, so the horse drinks alcohol, burps and smokes pipe.

WTF. It is not a cartoon. It is whorse abuse. And lame too.

Lame + abuse = not funny.

Catherine Zeta-Jones looked kind of fat and her titties were too low. The kid was just bugging me. He looks like me when I was his age. It is now that I understand why my parents tried to lose me at the mall all the time.

The 'bad' guy with wooden teeth was too retarded for words and the French bastard did not even have a French accent. What is up with that? Don't even get me started on Cathy's (we're close like that) over-acted accent which she sometimes just kinda forgot.

Keep the shit consistent.

And French bastard's eyes are scary !

The movie had the lamest plot ever and villains are just plain moronic.

This is the worst movie review ever.

They are overrated anyway. Just like Zorro.


The Snakehead said...

Suddenly I find you very attractive.

And bitchy.

Billy the Bootlegger said...

I knew all this hard work and cattiness (how is that spelled again?) would make you want to have hot gay sex with me.

I am that good.

The Snakehead said...

How about a threesome with your bf as well? I'll be the one in the middle.

Billy the Bootlegger said...

I had imagined you'd like that position the best.

Jenna said...

Wow such witty banter over Cathy's below sea level titties........I don't find Antonio very good looking either....He shags Melanie Griffith for Christ's sake!!

Billy the Bootlegger said...

Knowing he's hitting Melanie's coochie does make him look far less attractive than he actually is.