Oh. Those were two words. Or three?
Anyway, it was so bad it wasn't even funny. Although sometimes it actually was funny. But that was only because they wanted it to be funny.
And people kept laughing at stupid funny stuff. That is just plain annoying. Yeah, so the horse drinks alcohol, burps and smokes pipe.
WTF. It is not a cartoon. It is whorse abuse. And lame too.
Lame + abuse = not funny.
Catherine Zeta-Jones looked kind of fat and her titties were too low. The kid was just bugging me. He looks like me when I was his age. It is now that I understand why my parents tried to lose me at the mall all the time.
The 'bad' guy with wooden teeth was too retarded for words and the French bastard did not even have a French accent. What is up with that? Don't even get me started on Cathy's (we're close like that) over-acted accent which she sometimes just kinda forgot.
Keep the shit consistent.
And French bastard's eyes are scary !
The movie had the lamest plot ever and villains are just plain moronic.
This is the worst movie review ever.
They are overrated anyway. Just like Zorro.
Sunday, October 30, 2005