bitch, it took me ages to get to this fucking comment page. if you want lazy people to comment on your daily frustrations then PLZ make this journey a little more bearable. i mean like... link it to the first page. whatever. thanks for getting that kelly cuntson cd for my sister. dunno how much you must have spent on it, but if it was a lot i apologize for exploiting your ass to please my sister. i'll be so wasted on that party, i might fall in love with your ass. please be wasted too. or i'll have your ass kicked out by security. you know i own that shithole. so i can do that. PEACE OUT HOMO!
Billy the Bootlegger:
Bitch, get a fucking brain. Commenting is not a freaking nuclear science. What the fuck else does “put in your two cents mean” ? You probably thought I meant up my ass. Well I didn’t.
I’m making shit as bearable as possible.
And if it’s that fucking difficult for you to find the goddamn comment link then I don’t fucking even want your stupid gay ass here.
And you are welcome. I am da shit. I bought your cuntlike sister the Kelly Cuntson CD. And yes, Behind These Hazel Cunts and Since U Been Cunt are on it.
Smile like you’re happy and go the fuck nuts.
I spent lots of money on it. My gay ass has never been so broke. And did that sound a little bit dirty? Anyway, I’m going to be the hot shit at the party because of the hot ass gift and your sister is going to love my hot ass and want to fuck me silly in the hot bathroom. And so will you.
We are going to get hella wasted, make lots of pretty babies, swap STD’s and exploit my ass like hell.
It is going to be fan-tas-tic!
By the way: The Boyfriend is coming with. Is yours too? We could so totally swing.
Monday, October 03, 2005