tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post112836439065525646..comments2023-10-15T10:14:08.720+02:00Comments on i write shit, not literature: Comment skankUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128595878142130482005-10-06T12:51:00.000+02:002005-10-06T12:51:00.000+02:00Yeah, you would fuck anything silly. Nasty ass.I w...Yeah, you <I>would</I> fuck anything silly. Nasty ass.<BR/><BR/>I want to you to stay away for at least ten feet from my cats and my mom. Not even yours is <I>that</I> long.<BR/><BR/>Thank God we will never have to fight over men. Cristian has a syndrom of down face. And Jai has beady little eyes and is a tiny bit cross-eyed. But I'm biased because I only like them white English blokes like Dominic Monaghan. Although I’ll take Gavin Henson over all of them them any day.<BR/><BR/>And yes, Gavin kind of has a weird-looking face. But I love weird faces. They’re hot.<BR/><BR/>And this ‘fucking silly’ thing has to stop. It’s getting old. We need a new phrase. I really liked the ‘kicks gay ass’ theme. Kicking gay ass is <I>loads</I> of fun.<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, AlterEgo, you a nasty fuck who has probably ‘kicked’ a lot of gay asses and I applaud you for it.<BR/><BR/>Fucking around with others is <I>totally</I> the solution to any problem you’ll ever face in life.U.N. Knownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11030647663660485556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128518083676070232005-10-05T15:14:00.000+02:002005-10-05T15:14:00.000+02:00Fuck-ass! LINDA. is so freaking hot. It is the bes...Fuck-ass! LINDA. is so freaking hot. It is <I>the best</I> magazine around.<BR/><BR/>Billy loves himself some <A HREF="lindamagazine.nl" REL="nofollow">LINDA</A>.<BR/><BR/>And the bitch herself is quite fuckable also. Especially when she's doing that Linda and Beau crap on Talpa. <BR/><BR/>That shit is dope and they should so get it on during live TV.<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, how will I know your class mate's gay? Everyone has been wanting to fuck me silly lately. They all want a piece of the Bootlegger.<BR/><BR/>I can't blame them though...<BR/><BR/>And it doesn't even matter whether he's gay or not. He wants to do me good and that is enough.U.N. Knownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11030647663660485556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128501892632648032005-10-05T10:44:00.000+02:002005-10-05T10:44:00.000+02:00o n did i mention i have indirectly invited one of...o n did i mention i have indirectly invited one of my classmates who happens to be gay and working at LINDA. he never really told me he is gay, but i can tell by the way he waves his queer little hand and draws silly little flowers everytime he gets the chance, and ofcourse because he works at LINDA.. anyway, i think we will have enough queers to start an orgie on the sofas. don't confront him with the fact that he might be gay. if he sees you and wants to fuck you silly i think he will tell you himself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128452119229319722005-10-04T20:55:00.000+02:002005-10-04T20:55:00.000+02:00Dr. Phill is a hack. Swinging is the only way to s...Dr. Phill is a hack. Swinging is the <I>only</I> way to solve marital problems.<BR/><BR/>Well, that and sleeping with coke whores, male strippers, your significant other's hot sister/brother or your hung neigbour.<BR/><BR/>And if you're lucky, like me, they are all the same person. It just keeps things simple.U.N. Knownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11030647663660485556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128451863413124972005-10-04T20:51:00.000+02:002005-10-04T20:51:00.000+02:00Yes, AlterEgo is as queer as me but also wants to ...Yes, AlterEgo is as queer as me but also wants to fuck you silly. Just like all gays. You are a goddess and we are your eternal slaves.<BR/><BR/>Oh smite us you almighty whore of divinity.<BR/><BR/>It’s smart to spend money on martini’s and asses like mine. They are second and third best thing in the world. #1 being you of course.<BR/><BR/>I always said your boyfriend was a shithole. A douche. And a bum. And he's too lazy too fucking sleep with his boss anyway. Who the fuck doesn't fuck their boss? We should so trade him in for Jude Law. Or Ryan Phillippe. Or Dominic Monaghan.<BR/><BR/>Did I tell you about my recent obsession with David Coulthard? OMG he is so fucking hot. Just not very photogenic at times. But still hot. I’d so shoot my wad on him.<BR/><BR/>Hell, I’d shoot my wad on anyone really. Your sister’s next. Boy is she in for some finger licking good man juice.<BR/><BR/>My ass and my peeps will be at the COOLEST PARTY EVER at 9:15pm sharp. Fo shizzle. I swear and promise. And not a promise like: “I’ll call you.” Or “I’ll pick you up at 9”. Or “Yes, I will get you out of jail as soon as possible.”<BR/><BR/>GODDAMN, I was still drunk. Don’t ask me to post bail when I’m drunk. Or horny. Or asleep.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, it’s a REAL promise. My first one. You should be honoured. The party is gonna kick big gay Al’s big gay ass and I’m going to get tha party started fo sho!<BR/><BR/>I’m such a gangsta.<BR/><BR/>By the way: who the fuck cares about what the DJ thinks? We are not going to fuck him. So we don’t need him. So we shouldn’t care about what he thinks.<BR/><BR/>Hell, we don’t even care about what people think that we do use...need. I meant to say need. Or love. No, I meant use.<BR/><BR/>Of course we need him for the "music". But my sweet dear little minx, The Boyfriend is a DJ. And he’s a hundred fucking times better than the clit. <I>And</I> he has a nine inch cock. He’ll bring his records and he’ll blow the reject DJ the fuck away. And after, he'll make all your girl/boyfriends orgasm like they have never orgasmed before.<BR/><BR/>Baboosh! (Thanks BryanBoy)U.N. Knownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11030647663660485556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128448616537401322005-10-04T19:56:00.000+02:002005-10-04T19:56:00.000+02:00by the way, today dr phil's tip of the day was "sw...by the way, today dr phil's tip of the day was "swinging is not a solution to sexual problems within your relationship or marriage"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12650030.post-1128445188168327372005-10-04T18:59:00.000+02:002005-10-04T18:59:00.000+02:00so it is pretty obvious alterego wants to fuck me ...so it is pretty obvious alterego wants to fuck me silly too, else alterego would not agree with me. i know i have to get me a fucking brain, but i rather waste my money on martini's and asses that look like yours. life is much more fun when you are stupid and ignorant. REALLY. and YES the boyfriend is coming. just not as early as all my REAL FRIENDS, because the shithole has to work till 9. he can be such a cunt at times. i clearly recall i specifically mentioned the very important fact that the HAWT PARTY starts at 9 and i needed him to be there 9 sharp because i need a full dance floor else the dj will think we are stupid friend-less people and cut the show (yes, he can do that). you would think my dear boy-friend would come up with the smartest idea ever which is to fuck the boss so he can get off work early. BUT NOOO. he should get a brain too. but he rather spends his money on me. which is logical.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com