Friday, July 29, 2005

Yay, I finally got my new iPod mini. It’s all Silver ‘n shit and it has a radio frequency remote.

I am so lazy. I don’t even need to take the thing out of my bag/pocket anymore to change tracks.


I got it for my birthday actually. Well, really I got a Creative Zen for my birthday. I picked it out myself because I thought it had more features than the iPod mini.

Turned out the unit was crap because of the design. The front began to separate itself from the unit. I was so going to exchange it for an iPod.

Oh, and I did not drop it a lot if that’s what you’re thinking.

See, this is what you get for cheating on Apple.

Anyway, I went back to the store to get a new one. I told the guy this was my second unit and that this one had the same problem as the other. This way my story of not dropping the player a lot sounded much more believable. I gave him my receipt and he started filling out information and he sent the crap back to the Creative Crap Factory.

After FIVE, 5, CINQ, VIJF, FUNF weeks of hell with portable music on a two year old heavy big ass media player, I got a letter from the store: I would be getting a replacement Zen.

So I went to the store and I told the guy that I felt that my relationship with the Creative Crap Company was pretty much over. Shame on you if you fool me once, shame on me if you fool me twice. And I’d rather take my shame and my fine ass over to the Apple Company.

Apples are way healthier than creativity anyway. And Apples I can get, creativity is just a lost cause.

Luckily, my emotional and might I add well acted out story actually worked and I got my way again. I love it when things go my way. I’ve got great karma sometimes.

Are you allowed to say that? Or is that like buying yourself a Buddha sculpture?

If so, don’t I have great karma?

Thank you, thank you all.



Kirsti said...

I would also like an iPod. Please send to my adress. Don't you think I deserve a little more than just a simple "kirsti" in your link list? I used to be funny link lady! Or something. And after all you ARE my Dutch gay lovah!

Kirsti said...

Funny LIST lady, not funny link lady

Billy the Bootlegger said...



Kirsti said...

Being as you have deemed yourself too good to have sex with us you can at least give us a good link!

Billy the Bootlegger said...

I have deemed myself being to good to sleep with ANYONE.

But since I still have the libido of a Duracell bunny, I'll sleep with whomever.

Men, women, don't matter.


Kirsti said...

I am not a wino.

I am a vodka addict.

And also I will expect you at my adress with a bottle of champagne and some fine ass underwear in 30 minutes

Alterego said...

Kirsti, I tried that line oh so many times already, but to no avail. *sigh*. Now, I had to refer back to my 20 yr old former kid-prostitute. It's all AH's fault.

Kirsti said...

I know. Everything is his fault. Including me sitting here now with NOTHING TO READ. But I have champagne. OH I HAVE CHAMPAGNE.

Jenna said...

I think the what comes around goes around theory is universal....I don't think you'll be obligate to hand out flowers with the Harry Krishnas....Maybe a small Buddah just for fun but definately not more than that!

Billy the Bootlegger said...

Calm down bitches!