The boyfriend has to go on a beach tour tonight. Which means they're taking the show to the beach and doing it live. He’s so loving that.

I wanted to come by, but asshole doesn’t even know where it is “exactly”. Well, at least he knows it’s on the beach somewhere.

Bitch, a beach is long. Good luck with that.

* yawn * I am so tired. It’s eleven am. OMG I can smell morning air. I think I’m going to be sick…