Thursday, June 02, 2005

dear diary

this friend of mine
got stood up
and I was all
dude
and she was all
huh?
and I was all
let's make daiquiris
and she was all
what?
and I was all
I got a new blender
and she was like
oh no you didn't
and I was all like
did what?
and she was all
buy a blender?
and I was like
what blender?
and she was all
I got stood up
and I was like
sucks

3 comments:

Kirsti said...

Thank you! Thank you so much! That is the best damned poem EVER!

Kirsti said...

Can I have you kind permission to put that in my blog? With all kinds of honors to you?

Billy the Bootlegger said...

Yes, your request has been approved by the wonder that is me. Keep up the fun lists!