i'm a narcissist pig

I was feeling like ass because I turned twenty 'n all, so I decided to organise my photo collection. It was time to reflect on the past and I found out a few things about myself - or rather remebered:

- I used to be chubby,
- I used to love having my picture taken (not necessarily by other people,
- I used to look hot,
- I used to have hair,
- I used to have hot hair,
- I used to look like a starved orphan,
- I used to have really, really, really white teeth
- I was and am wonky-eyed when drunk,
- and you could and still can see when I'm fake smiling.

After the jump a small portion of my photo collection starring me, in chronological order.

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Mom's wedding, 2002



Ew. The hair, the ears, the suit, the chubbiness. Ew.



Still ew.

Spain, 2003



Looking freakishly like my father - but younger though. And constipated.

Working at a club around 7am, 2004



Hardly awake probably.



Annoyed, drunk and a little bit sad probably.

In my room, 2004



No comment.



...well, my teeth were white !

Salou after graduation, 2004



This photo was posed. We were not really having fun. A bitch told us to laugh, so we did.



Do I look weird or what ?



Damn, my metabolism was fast. Now, I'm just fat.

Clubbing, 2004



WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT MY HAIR ! FLAW-LESS. And it should be after 45 minutes of styling.

Post-graduation party, 2004



There was alcohol - a lot of it. And cigars. And alcohol.

In my room, 2004



I find this photo my best shot ever, even though people don't like it. They can go fuck themselves.

Someone's birthday, 2005



2006



At college being really bald and cheeky.



Post-clubbing on NYE.



Clubbing, yet again, with my new glasses. My most recent look. It doesn't do a lot for me, but it's an effortless one and allows me to see where I'm going - literally.

Strange how one can change so fast - and I'm not just talking about the bald head and the glasses. I think I used to like myself better. Shit happens - especially when I'm lazy.